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"Bev CC Archer" <barch@clammy.com> wrote in message news:a129j.sn8.19.1@news.alt.net...
[quote:084f6b4eef] "Bob" <bob@bobs.com> wrote in message
news:uhgNg.40680$8j3.17152@twister.nyroc.rr.com... "Bev CC Archer" <barch@clammy.com> wrote in message
news:a09om.22r.19.1@news.alt.net... What did that poor, poor cottage cheese ever do to you? I haven't talked about
this for many years, but, I feel as though you're my best friend in the whole world. Anyway, I was about 6 yrs old and
visiting my Aunt Mary, who drove a semi-trailer truck, usually hauling livestock of some sort. She always smelled funny,
funny yukky, not funny haha. Aunt Mary was trying on some overalls and was bent over, with her ass and beaver right in
my face. I had never seen a big lady naked before and got up really close for a good look. At that exact moment Aunt
Mary let out simultaneous pussy and ass farts. I saw the cottage cheese flying out of her and was frozen in horror as it
splattered all over my face and body. Aunt Mary took one look at me and starting laughing, which made more cheese spurt
out of that black hole. She helped clean me up and explained the dangers of chlamydia to me. I spent that summer hauling
livestock with Aunt Mary and meeting many of her friends. A few years ago my Aunt Mary was trampled to death by some
cows she was hauling. I love stories about woman truck drivers... Please tell us another one. With, or without
cottage cheese? [/quote:084f6b4eef] ??? Are there woman truck drivers without cottage cheese ???

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Posted by Bev CC Archer on Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:17 PM    Post subject: Re: CHRISTHOOD 101: I AM JESUS OF NAZARETH REINCARNATED!!

"Bob" <bob@bobs.com> wrote in message news:uhgNg.40680$8j3.17152@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
[quote:1e8c021478] "Bev CC Archer" <barch@clammy.com> wrote in message
news:a09om.22r.19.1@news.alt.net... What did that poor, poor cottage cheese ever do to you? I haven't talked about
this for many years, but, I feel as though you're my best friend in the whole world. Anyway, I was about 6 yrs old and
visiting my Aunt Mary, who drove a semi-trailer truck, usually hauling livestock of some sort. She always smelled funny,
funny yukky, not funny haha. Aunt Mary was trying on some overalls and was bent over, with her ass and beaver right in
my face. I had never seen a big lady naked before and got up really close for a good look. At that exact moment Aunt
Mary let out simultaneous pussy and ass farts. I saw the cottage cheese flying out of her and was frozen in horror as it
splattered all over my face and body. Aunt Mary took one look at me and starting laughing, which made more cheese spurt
out of that black hole. She helped clean me up and explained the dangers of chlamydia to me. I spent that summer hauling
livestock with Aunt Mary and meeting many of her friends. A few years ago my Aunt Mary was trampled to death by some
cows she was hauling. I love stories about woman truck drivers... Please tell us another one. With, or without
cottage cheese?[/quote:1e8c021478]

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Posted by Bob on Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:37 PM    Post subject: Re: CHRISTHOOD 101: I AM JESUS OF NAZARETH REINCARNATED!!

"Bev CC Archer" <barch@clammy.com> wrote in message news:a09om.22r.19.1@news.alt.net...
[quote:fe33f4afa7] What did that poor, poor cottage cheese ever do to you? I haven't talked about this for many years,
but, I feel as though you're my best friend in the whole world. Anyway, I was about 6 yrs old and visiting my Aunt Mary,
who drove a semi-trailer truck, usually hauling livestock of some sort. She always smelled funny, funny yukky, not funny
haha. Aunt Mary was trying on some overalls and was bent over, with her ass and beaver right in my face. I had never
seen a big lady naked before and got up really close for a good look. At that exact moment Aunt Mary let out
simultaneous pussy and ass farts. I saw the cottage cheese flying out of her and was frozen in horror as it splattered
all over my face and body. Aunt Mary took one look at me and starting laughing, which made more cheese spurt out of that
black hole. She helped clean me up and explained the dangers of chlamydia to me. I spent that summer hauling livestock
with Aunt Mary and meeting many of her friends. A few years ago my Aunt Mary was trampled to death by some cows she was
hauling. [/quote:fe33f4afa7] I love stories about woman truck drivers... Please tell us another one.

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Posted by Bev CC Archer on Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:18 PM    Post subject: Re: CHRISTHOOD 101: I AM JESUS OF NAZARETH REINCARNATED!!

"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:o08Ng.236673$TP1.187122@fe04.news.easynews.com... [quote:500e498db5]X-No-Archive: YES Bev CC Archer
[barch@clammy.com] has entered into testimony 9uslq.t5d.17.1@news.alt.net "Text Medium No. 5"
<mhm29x21@meow.flonk> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.09.10.22.50.03.16641@hail.eris.flonk.meow.all.hail.discordia.meow.flonk.mockery.demon.not.really.leola...
Hail Eris! On Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:41:29 +0000, tomaldrich@newshosting.com jabbered inanely: On 10-Sep-2006, "Text
Medium No. 5" wrote: Well, then you have a good reason for not wasting much sympathy or empathy on him for getting
creamed, don't you? I just report the facts as I see them, I mean Ray no harm. I mean him only mockery and ridicule.
Let's cover him with female cottage cheese. What did that poor, poor cottage cheese ever do to you? I haven't talked
about this for many years, but, I feel as though you're my[/quote:500e498db5] best friend in the whole world. Anyway, I
was about 6 yrs old and visiting my Aunt Mary, who drove a semi-trailer truck, usually hauling livestock of some sort.
She always smelled funny, funny yukky, not funny haha. Aunt Mary was trying on some overalls and was bent over, with her
ass and beaver right in my face. I had never seen a big lady naked before and got up really close for a good look. At
that exact moment Aunt Mary let out simultaneous pussy and ass farts. I saw the cottage cheese flying out of her and was
frozen in horror as it splattered all over my face and body. Aunt Mary took one look at me and starting laughing, which
made more cheese spurt out of that black hole. She helped clean me up and explained the dangers of chlamydia to me. I
spent that summer hauling livestock with Aunt Mary and meeting many of her friends. A few years ago my Aunt Mary was
trampled to death by some cows she was hauling.

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